**Apologies** I did notice when I initially made this post that wrong video was inserted. Sorry if the video didn’t seem to match the content!**
If you own your own business and want to avoid all of the pesky headaches of finding & keeping good employees, the DoJ and UNICOR have the solution you may be looking for…
Partner up with your local prison and find the slave labor that is right for you!
That’s right folks! Join up and promote the enslavement of your friends and neighbors! Keep the drug war going and by all means, let’s keep funding more privatized prisons in order to guarantee and steady workforce.
Just think, by partnering with UNICOR you too can avoid paying any kind of living wage and skip all of those pesky things like benefits or sick days!
What are you waiting for?! Call 1-800-Dial-A-Slave and get started with your new prison workforce tomorrow!
***All comments in this article are 100% Snark as I could not address this subject in any normal manner lest it turn into a 20,000 word insanely incoherent rant***